An App to Get Laid

With +50,000 apps the Apple App store seems to have a device for everything: from games, to running a business, to checking on flights, navigation and now sex.

Apple has maintained strict standards for permissible apps. It has refused entry for pornographic apps and even those sexually explicit come with a warning.

Drinks company Pepsi has come up with a new app that plays on the sexual urges of men without being inappropriate, however. A new app designed to promote the company’s Amp energy drink – “Amp Up Before You Score” – seeks to guide men into “scoring” with several types of women. Indeed, 24 “types” of women.

Let’s say you are trying to get with a “punk girl” the app will guide to a Wikipedia entry on punk so that you can feign interest in the subject.

A “treehugger”? The app will provide a fake carbon footprint offset to make you appear environmentally conscious. And so on and so on… :

Artist
Aspiring Actress
Athlete
Bookworm
Businesswoman
Celebrity
Cougar
Dancer
Foreign Exchange Student
Goth Girl
Indie Rock Girl
Married
Military Girl
Nerd
Out-Of-Your-League Girl
Political Girl
Princess
Punk Rock Girl
Rebound Girl
Sorority Girl
Treehugger
Trouble
Twins
Women’s Studies Major

Every women is portrayed as a cartoon on the app. Click on her and lines will be revealed designed to help a guy score. The “sorority girl” is easy to get with thus the line revealed is “This shouldn’t be a problem.”

You can even maintain a “brag list” to keep count of all the women you sleep with and “whatever details you remember.”

Pepsi created a commercial for the app:

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