Monkey
Feb 3 2009, Boba B.

Yeah, love is a bitch sometimes: 40+ y.o. Moscow zoo visitor was decreased in length after attempting to penetrate an animal.

Ape Kiss... Courtesy of Internet.

It is unclear, whether monkey had taken him to a court for a rape attempt, her...

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In this photo provided by the Wildlife Conservation Society, “BonBon,” a baby Geoffrey’s tamarin monkey, clings to its mother, “Cannoli’s” back as its father, “Napoleon” watches from the rear, at the Prospect Park Zoo in New York, Monday, Jan....