I wrote a post about sister Lohan, I will tell you why I call her sister below, and her battles with drug and alcohol addiction. It is not all her fault.
First, she was pushed into the industry too early. Often not a good starting point. If a child has well adjusted parents it would be very helpful. But Lohan was mis-blessed with a violent father who’s an ex-con and a idiot mother who gets drunk at clubs with her daughter.
Long story short: Lohan has a coke habit. And this has meant jail. She was sentenced to 90 days in jail.
One would expect Lohan to then finally take series court orders and rehabilitation, but she shortly there after failed a drug test.
And all she had going for her left was her looks. I didn’t really have time to read this story. I just say the headline: “Actress Arrested” and thought ‘This must be Lohan’. Man has she hit hard time:
Drugs take years of your life.
But she made have found salvation and a path to recovery:
“Yesterday I was visited by the Angel Gabriel who also visited the Madonna before the birth of baby Jesus and the Prophet Muhammad to whom he revealed the Koran. For my new album I have ditched Ne Yo and I am now collaborating with Cat Stevens. Cat Stevens converted to Islam and changed his name to Yusuf Islam. I am changing my name to Fatima Islam. Cat told me that the Koran forbids Muslims to drink or gamble. (Koran Sura 5:90-95).”
Linday Lohan: “The Koran calls drinking and gambling an abomination of Satan designed to sow hatred and strife among us. God knows there is plenty of strife and hatred in my own family and in the world today. 1.5 billion Muslim people cannot be wrong. The United States only has 300 million people. Even if every American voted 4 times they could still not outvote the Muslim people. Upon my release I will be making a pilgrimage to Mecca at the invitation of Saudi King Abdullah, who has offered to make me a Princess. Thank you all for coming. Allahu Akbar.”
Just joking!
