Picture it! I’m using my best “valley girl” voice circa 1983.
Okay, like, Barack Obama said like the people in rural Pennsylvania are bitter and angry.
Which was like sooo totally lame!
But I like forgive him because he’s such a total hunk!
He’s so tubular! Omigod!
And his wife, Michelle like totally said for the first time in her adult life, she was proud of her country.
Which was like so grody to the max!
But I like totally forgive her because her husband is such a total hunk!
He’s so tubular! Omigod!
Okay, I have to stop this right now. I mean, I love the 80’s but it’s time to say goodbye to my “valley girl” voice and the 80’s and move on from this retro reminising.
Besides it’s giving me a headache! (Or it could be the Olivia Newton-John headband that I am wearing around my head that could be giving me the headache. But I digress.)
Anyhoo, before I say goodbye to the 80’s completely, (I love you Deborah Foreman and Nicholas Cage! You guys did an awesome job in the movie!) there is one thing that I have to say.
Hey Barack & Michelle Obama, shut your yaps!
I mean, haven’t you idiots learned anything?
When the hell will politicians and their boring wives learn that when you are running for president of the United States of America and want to be president of the United States of America basically you can’t say a damn thing, zip, nada!
You have to keep your damn mouth shut about everything!
Barack, you can ask your grocer, doctor or even your car salesman to talk for you but you have to keep your mouth shut or it’s career suicide!
Basically you’ll never win the election if you say something!
Let’s face it, whenever a politician opens his or her mouth they are absolutely guaranteed to offend somebody.
At this time, I would like to send a shout out to rural Pennsylvania! How ya’ll feelin’ today?
So here’s a little advice to any politician out there considering running for president of the United States of America, always remember that Americans don’t have thick skin, they don’t let bygones be bygones, they don’t believe in that bullshit–sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Americans get pissed off over the littlest thing!
So Barack and Michelle, for your campaign’s sake, shut your yaps!
