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I enjoy conducting opinion polls through the internet. Recently I saw this item in the U.S. media: Actress Scarlett Johansson has won the Best Cleavage in Hollywood title beating off competition from Salma Hayek and Jessica Simpson, according to a poll by In Touch magazine.
• In pics: Plus size starlets. I decided to conduct a similar survey to find out how Indians rate the many cleavages they see in their media. I was shocked, surprised and amused at the responses. Here are some of them.
1] I think the biggest cleavage is that of Jayalalitha. I mean the cleavage between Jayalalitha and Karunanidhi. If they unite, Tamilnadu will prosper. Everyday I visit the temple and pray for their unity. Tamilarasan, Trichy.
2] Mayawati had the best cleavage but she reduced it by forging unity between Dalits, Muslims and Brahmins, I think she did this just to come to power. She must retain the cleavage between Dalits and others. Laxman Paswan, Ghaziabad.
3] Mamta Benerjee’s cleavage is the best. Nobody can defeat Bengalis in anything. Mamta has taken great advantage of her cleavage and also people’s cleavage with CPM. She has removed her cleavage with Sonia and together they will defeat the CPM. Mukherjee Kolkata.
4] I am very disturbed by the North South cleavage in India. Recently I visited Chennai and found nobody speaking Hindi which is our national language. People speak English which is the language of British badmaash. Also they use computers which is very bad. Also they eat Idlis instead of Parathas. This cleavage will be solved by Mulayamji, when he becomes Prime Minister soon. Banarasi Das , Lucknow.
5] I hate the cleavage between costal and western Orissa. Those people from Sambalpur do not even have a sea side near there towns. DAS, Puri.
6] I feel the Hindu Muslim cleavage is the most harmful in India. Also the Hindu Sikh. Also the Hindu Muslim Sikh and businessman cleavage. To end this cleavage I have joined Sant Ram Rahim Singh Dera Sachha Sauda . Ram Inder , Amitsar.
I was above to give up when I came across the only relevant response : I think John Abraham has the best cleavage. His chest is so broad. I can see Bipasha in his heart. Both of them are in my heart since I am a fan of them. So I have the biggest cleavage. Priya, Mumbai.
K.R.RAVI
