Wanna become a leader in your field? Here’s a simple way….Visit the Leaders Delivery Hospital!
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Not even a single leader in a crowd of a million!
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Yes, I am absolutely serious about that offer. Still confused??? Umm let me tell you before you ask thyself more questions on what the hell the writer is about. Is there really any leader delivery hospital anywhere in the world? The answer might surprise you. Yes, there are lots of them that I know.
You need not confuse yourself about your knowledge of world geography since it has nothing to do with it. Yes world’s biggest leader delivery hospitals are in ex-colonies of GB (Great Britain). Let me be more precise in my answer. You need not look around puzzled about my answer. If you force your mind you can well remember that a couple of weeks ago a black mustache, husband of ex-prime minister of the first Muslim nuclear state attracted the media by generously praising Sarah Palin (Vice President Candidate of the US for Republican Party).
This guy is a product of such a hospital. In fact, as far as I can help myself with my poor knowledge of history I can remember that it was Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi of India who started his career from the same hospital. (Let me specifically say that such hospitals are the notorious jails of South Asian Nations). It was this hospital that took Mahatma Gandhi to the height of his political career.
On not finding this man in the list of the 100s in the award wining book “The 100s… A ranking of the world’s most influential persons in history” by Michael H. Hart I wasn’t at all surprised because the writer also puts forward his understanding on Gandhi’s role in the Planned Independence of British India.
He must have also known that he was the first product of the hospital I am naming (Although I can’t criticize the social services rendered by Mahatma Gandhi for which he really deserved the titles of Mahatma and Bapo). No matter, Pakistan’s serving Prime Minister, Honorable Syed Yousaf Raza Gillani is also a delivered leader of that same hospital where he also wrote his book “Cha-he Yousaf say Sada” Voice From the Well of Yousaf. (Yousaf refers to Joseph a prophet of the Old Testament).
The most interesting case with these hospitals is that it has been functioning with the same gloom right from the time of British India. Starting from the Epic stories of Gandhi Jee, Nehrus, Bhagat Singh of Indian origin to Zulfiqar Bhutto (Ex-Prime Minister of Pakistan who was hanged by the military dictator Gen. Zia-ul Haq), Sharif Brothers (Prominent Politicians), Asif Ali Zardari (Present President of Pakistan), Syed Yousaf Raza Gillani (Present Pakistani Prime Minister), Makhdoom Javed Hashmi (Senior Leader of Pakistan Muslim League Nawaz) and many more from Pakistan. The trend doesn’t end in these two nuclear states of South Asia but extends to Bangladesh.
Remember that two prominent, each ex-prime minister are either under house arrest or sent to forced exile. They were leaders and proudly will be the future stronger leaders of that destitute nation which is flooded every year. Sri Lanka and Nepal are other stories of the series. Sitting now on my computer I can remember lots of other such leaders who have tasted the dishes of Central notorious jails of their countries in this part of the world but I guess the above examples shall suffice for the moment.
So, how was it? Are you convinced that good leader delivery hospitals do exist in my part of the world? Are you interested in becoming such a leader? Well if yes, please email the named leaders and they will guide you all the way.
However, the question that really bothers me is why is it that these guys get good names after serving in prisons? In fact, I can remember a friend saying that you can’t be called a leader if you haven’t breathed the air of prison.
Surprisingly, it’s not only the politicians that earn this popularity and pride of spending days and nights in jails but other profession as well. The (ex-) chief justice of Pakistan Mr. Justice Iftikhar Mohammad Choudhary was himself put under house arrest after the declaring of emergency on November 3rd ,2007. He was accompanied by 60 other judges and a large number of lawyers. The question again is why is it so? Is it a determined process of keeping these hospitals functional? Or is it the flaw in the judiciary system? Whatever the answer might be, but if you are interested in boarding the short cut road, I have given enough data on that. Good luck to you.
