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The flamboyant leader of the Uganda Youth Democrats (Name not disclosed), a political youth wing of Democratic Party had his ass nearly shafted into pieces.
This occurred after Dp leader was picked from his residence in that overnight on alleged charges of sedition, shocked scribes that a horny inmate came brandishing his nine inch mega whopper and nearly taught him a lesson.
The Politician who had just obtained a police bond from the CID headquarters narrated the horrible ordeal to scribes that had converged outside the police station to witness his release that a whopper wielding randy inmate, with the help of some horny colleagues grabbed and uncovered his hairy bum for a hot romp.
The youthful politician noted that the sex starved inmate whose whopper had erected and stretched nine inches long had been dropped into the cells at midnight and was clad in a white short sleeved T-shirt and a black trouser.
“He first beat me up, turned my bum and almost shafted me senselessly.
However, the RP (Regimental Police) and others inmates powered him off my bum and rescued me from the monstrous whopper,” the aggrieved Politician said as he wept.
He went and noted that the sex glutton whose whopper was as hard as a rock was later taken out of the cell at 3am to an unknown destination.
The flamboyant youthful politician described the assault on his bums as a police hierarchy initiative to terrorise opposition members by setting up what he described as a “Homosexual Squad”.
“We know the police commander and others are behind this squad but we shall not give up on the fight,” he added.
He was arrested on Friday from his home at 6am as he was possibly docking at the station his wife-to-be woman.
According to neighbours, the wife-to-be was screaming at the time of the security attack and detectives were shocked to find that the whole place slippery “This man will marry an Elnino queen; look at the floods,” a detective dispatched to net the politician exclaimed.
