Ugandan female parliamentarians at war for whopper

Shocking details don’t cease to exist in parliament of Uganda!

The latest sleaze from parliament is that a row has broken out between some horny female legislators and some gorgeous female parliamentary scribes over male members of parliament.

Shocking details don’t cease to exist in parliament of Uganda!

What we have on authoritative grounds from our top guys in parliament is that already the parliamentary authorities have received complaints from some female MPs indicating how they are feeling insecure with some female scribes reporting in the house.

Though the names of the affected female MPs and scribes are still kept a top secret, the authorities from parliament tell us that some female MPs have lost their hubbies to female reporters, especially those who dress in a highly sexually suggestive manner.

“The situation is very tense. Some female MPs are complaining about some female journalists in parliament.

They are complaining about their style of dressing which is luring male MPs! In fact one of them said some scribes are exposing their boobs while others show off their G-strings!”

Fearing further embarrassment and possible confrontation between the warring sides, I have learnt that parliamentary authorities are now planning a retreat between female MPs and their rivals (scribes) as a way of ironing out their differences.

In this planned meeting, the MPs will expose their feud with female scribes whom they feel are a threat to them.

The meeting took place at Members’ Lounge and was also attended by leaders of parliament scribes under Uganda Parliamentary Press Association (UPPA).

The editors were shocked to their marrow to hear from some of the participants in the meeting that ‘female scribes are scrambling for male MPs with female MPs’.

In this same meeting, the names of the shabbiest scribes at parliament and their media organizations were read out and the list released but names disclosed.