think again fw
Think again
After engagement: Superman
After marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
Think again
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called, Man, The Master of Women?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: “Everything”.
And the book is titled, What Women Want!
A man who surrenders when he’s wrong, is honest.
A man who surrenders when he’s not sure, is wise.
A man who surrenders when he’s right, is a husband.
Girlfriends are like chocolates, they taste good anytime.
Lovers are like pizza — hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands are like daal-rice, eaten when there’s no choice.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead — should she be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chance. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Question: Why don’t dogs marry?
Answer: Because they are already leading a dog’s life.
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life.
Question: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry for the second time?
Answer: Because as per law, you cannot be punished twice for the same offence.
Lady to her maid: “Oh Sita, I have reasons to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.”
Sita: “I don’t believe it! You are just saying that to make me feel jealous!”
