The Tables Have Finally Turned: Brace yourself Guys

LIFESTYLE. .

Recently a scientist Professor Karim Nayernia of Newcastle University claimed to have produced human sperms in lab. This surprising claim has raised many questions regarding its truthfulness or whether this is against GOD or nature etc. but it has also raised a much more serious question in my mind as to whether we need men any more.

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Because if this piece of news be true then it will not only usher in a new era with a new definition of our social structure, of manhood and of relationships but it will also put the men into a high inferiority complex zone and boost the unheard of female ego. Like many women who are aware of the sad fact of decreasing amount of MEN(in the true sense of the word) amongst us this has come as a much welcome news.

The MEN we see around have reduced themselves to nothing more than spineless, criminal minded, XY chromosome bearing and sperm producing perverts. In today’s age when women have become both socially and emotionally independent, I think we only need MEN to play a small part in the reproductive cycle. If that need is fulfilled by lab-created ones their need in our lives reduces to almost null.

The above statements might look like one coming from a male-hater (which is absolutely true: can’t even think of loving them; yuck!) but the harsh reality which we are having to face everyday is that MEN who was once upon a time characterised by his sensibility, strength, chivalry, intelligence and courage are either an extinct or highly endangered species.

The MEN-lookalike creatures that we see around hardly possesses any of these characteristics. They have lost their MAN lines to waxing, jeweleries and stupid fashion, in short metro-sexuality and have made a complete fool of themselves in a pathetic attempt to look uber-cool.

So those members of the male species who are left behind can hardly be called a MAN. Fathering a child and giving it an identity (since unfortunately it’s a fathers name which counts at least in INDIA) is the only reason that we have been bearing up with these ugly, dirty, stinking creatures (am sure girls will agree). But now with their greatest asset becoming a replaceable entity, their services can easily be dispensed off with. But in spite of all this I think they should stay, because if they don’t, who is going to murder people, start wars over silly issues, run numerous terrorist groups, sexually abuse us - they do have such GREAT contributions towards our society!

If they don’t stay what will happen to the policemen, lawyers, judges - they will run out of cases (poor guys) and lose their jobs, so for the sake of them and their families they should stay behind and carry on their noble deeds(huh!). Or else they can definitely go back to Mars(in my opinion some huge junkyard)from where they have supposedly come and leave us in peace (the thought itself is making me jump with pleasure-finally a disease-free world. I sign off here with great love and regards for Prof. Nayernia and leave you gals to indulge yourself in the wonderful imagination of a man-free world and you guys to cringe in fear and count your days.

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