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The Huffington Post has a collection of the most retard (and as we know Palin hates that word, because its use is somehow automatically an affront to her down syndrome child) sayings.
Of course, this woman never stops giving. And, no matter how stupid, she is loath to ever "refudiate" her words. The fact that Palin has a following in America is reflective of how intellectually lowly many Americans are.
The late comedian George Carlin once remarked: You ever watch Springer, those are the average Americans. The below can't get on the show, the below average are siting at home watching that, getting ready to vote.
And so, alas, they vote. And Palin - whose ignorance is a bag of honor and not an off-putting embarrassment - is their endearing icon. This is a woman who never hesitates to arrogantly preach and to arrogantly and in a petty manner snipe at other people and their idea, and, yet, she is so remarkable such a stupid and poor speaker who'd think she'd be more restrained. But why would you when people dumber than you consider you a hero?
Let's look at her wisdom:
“Nuclear weaponry, of course, would be the be-all, end-all of just too many people in too many parts of our planet.” -- CBS interview with Katie Couric, September 25, 2008
Just too many people in too many parts? So, following her logic, is nukes kills just a little under "too many people" and inflict suffering just less than "too many parts" of the world, they're okay?
Palin tired to be poetic:
“With the gray Talkeetna Mountains in the distance and the first light covering of snow about to descend on Pioneer Peak, I breathed in an autumn bouquet that combined everything small-town America with rugged splashes of the Last Frontier.”
For a second it thought it was Gatsby. No, no, she likes to compare herself to Shakespeare:
"'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!"
—Tweet, July 18, 2010
And, of course, the classic that started it all:
"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where – where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border."
-- CBS interview with Katie Couric, September 25, 2008
'Nuff said.
