Ten Top Reasons to Shutdown the Government

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10. Obama will return to Chicago by bus.

9. All U.S wars will come to an end.

8. You will now be free to kill any tree you want.

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7. Texas shall be a free country, once again.

6. Those who still use the Post Office will discover email.

5. New York will ship the Statue of Liberty back to France.

4. Clarence Thomas will return to the slave farm.

3. Crack shall be legal.

2. Minute men will take good care of the Mexicans before they scale the fence.

1. Without federal taxes, you will know what your paycheck was supposed to be in the first place.

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