Stop Sexual Discrimination On "Deal or No Deal!"
It's sexual discrimination, I say!
Every guy on this planet needs to stand up and burn his tightie-whities in protest of NBC's sexist game show, Deal or No Deal.

What they are doing is wrong!
And totally unfair!
I mean why do you have to have a vagina to open up a briefcase?
That makes no sense!
It's absolutely ridiculous!
I mean, why can't some penis open up the briefcases, too?
After all, it is the year 2008, good-looking male models have rights too!
And their rights include being allowed the opportunity to be able to march down some steep stairs wearing cute matching outfits and opening up some briefcases at Mr. Clean-shaven head host, Howie Mandel's command.
To be honest, I think if "The Banker" were allowed to speak even he would agree.
So NBC, quit hatin' and let some good-looking male models open up a couple of briefcases, too!
Let's stop this persecution and end sexual discrimination now!





