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Practice
makes a man perfect.....
But
nobody's perfect..... .so why practice?
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Money is
not everything.
There's
MasterCard & Visa.
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One should
love animals.
They are so
tasty.
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Save water.
Shower with
your girl friend.
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Love thy
neighbour.
But don't
get caught.
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Behind
every successful man, there is a woman
And behind
every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man
should marry.
After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise
never marry And when they marry they become otherwise.
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When i was born I was so surprised... I didn't talk for a
Practice
year and a half.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal,
expensive or fattening
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again,
neither does Milk.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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all women in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!!!
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Success is
a relative term.
It brings
so many relatives.
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Never put
off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is
photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
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Children in
backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause
children
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"Your
future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
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There
should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every
morning
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"Hard
work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
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"Work
fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
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God made
relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's
company, - three's the result!
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The more
you learn, the more you know,
The more
you know, the more you forget
The more
you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
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A bus
station is where a bus stops.
A train
station is where train stops.
On my desk,
I have a work station.... what more can I say........
