Saudi Princess 'Robbed'

Pity the Saudi princess. First she treats herself to over a $100,000 in lingerie at an elite Paris boutique and then that boutique has the temerity - the temerity! - to demand that the princess pay ans sues her toward that end.

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And now the princess is "robbed" in Sicily. Who ever would have though that theft exists in Sicily. I guess it can happen anywhere.

The Saudi princess - and like all Saudi princess she is never identified due to the sexist Saudi Kingdom - claims that thieves made away with $15.6 million in jewelery and cash laying in her Sardinian hotel room.

The Saudi royals have filled an official complaint as if Italian police have nothing better to do in Mafia-dominated Sicily than watch over the diamonds and cash of a Saudi princess who can easily afford to hire private security.

I state "robbed" because real theft is when one's lawfully earned possessions are stolen. But almost everything the Saudi royals have is not earned through any personal effort but simply inherited from the first generation of looting royals whose grandchildren continue to steal from the people and squander the nation's wealth in such novelties as drugs, London brothels and golden penis enlargers.

I have said it before: Somebody help the Saudis.