Pothole = Bad Patches...5 Potholes = 1 Tranche --> Innovation at its peak by BMC!!!
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Mind blowing idea by BMC, this one can give a run for the money for all the so- called innovation gurus of the world
In an effort to reduce the no. of potholes across the roads of Mumbai – it’s a different topic that majority of Mumbai-ites believe there are roads in potholes and not potholes on roads – the BMC have come up with the most innovative way heard or even thought so far!!!
They are going to rechristen their baby with immediate effect and then put the babies in group to show that they are adhering to the family planning guidelines!!!!
Yes – You read that absolutely right…
The baby here is no other than the potholes – Something BMC has been creating since last donkey no. of years by not doing proper work on roads and gullies before monsoon and using bad quality material to construct roads
The rechristening will now be not potholes by bad patch – Wow!! The baby will be happy to have a new name and the parent will be able to show better result to the government!!!
& its not over yet…The BMC will put all its new babies i.e. bad patches into groups, % babies will equal to 1 trache
So, 5 potholes will equal to 1 tranche This will reduce the no. of potholes reported in public media & BMC data drastically, thereby implying that BMC is doing a good job…Whereas, in effect it’s a complete eyewash!!!
Where are the Congress & NCP Corporators who are sitting in opposition in BMC – run by Shivsena & BJP???
