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Now it may sound a bit weird as to how can a politician be like a condom but on deep thinking you will agree with me. How? I will explain...
See politicians like condom are famous worldwide. The whole world knows about them. They are available at most places. Everybody knows where they are but it is only the few who comes to them. Like condom politicians helps only those who are in possession of them. They give them both protection and pleasure. The others who do not use them; curse them or claim them to be against their morals.
Like condoms have quality so do politicians. some of them comes with guarantee and others for use and throw purpose. Some come with attractive cover and some come scented(it applies for both, as during elections they do come with attraction and scent)... The one who controls a politician, and the politician, enjoys the same pleasure. In fact the politician gets to taste it first(try comparing it with a condom that enters first-you know where).
But there is a positive lookout and a lesson for us too. Like a condom cannot be used twice, I believe the same politician should not be brought to power again. It is advisable that we go for brand and renowned names and parties as the new ones could be dangerous.
And last but not the least we have to make sure that even if after purchase(election)if a condom is found to be leaking(corrupt) then we should abandon it immediately as it may give us harmful diseases like AIDS-hard to fight. After all PRECAUTION IS BETTER THAN CURE...So the next time we vote we have to make sure it is the right candidate after all we cannot afford to give up our pleasure because of a torn condom...what say????
