Letter to Terrorists from an Indian Man

Dear Terrorists,

I know that you will be surprised to receive this letter from an Indian against the fact that India is dead against terrorism and we do not believe in interacting with such groups. Mass of Indian Army at International borders and in Jammu & Kashmir fighting against your terror is an esteem. At the same time we all do understand and appreciate the hardship you go through in your training camps, including your survival on dry fruits, which makes you a hard-core killer. Though I'm not able to understand your motto behind attacks & killings worldwide, your battle appears to be at International level. My this letter is mainly to help you utilize your manpower in a better way against the countries which are less affected by terrorism and also to enlighten you with the strategies & weapons widely & freely available in India.

Dear Terrorists,

India has two lethal weapons called as 498A and Domestic Violence Act which were specially designed for misuse only by Indian wives against the husbands & their family. 498A is the deadliest which is backed up by the DV act. Indian wives are self-trained on the misuse of these weapons, and the shortfalls, if any, are fine-tuned by their parents / siblings, NCW, judiciary, police and the government. Thus, there are no costs involved in the procurement of weapons which you face and there are no training camps required. Any happy family can be destroyed just with one FIR and few drops of crocodile tears shed by the married woman. Do you have such innovative ideas for mass destruction?

One married man in India commits suicide every 9 minutes because of false 498A & DV act. Which means 58,400 men die every year (courtesy Indian wives); and if we consider they have at least parents & two siblings then their suicidal death results in 2,33,600 social deaths in a year. Do you have the guts, abilities, infrastructure, manpower and strength to beat those figures? No, you don't. You plan for months & years together to make your one stupid mission successful and at times you fail !! Shame on you !!! You do not deserve any publicity and you pose no threat. If you cannot kill more than 1440 men per day and create a chain reaction for further complete destruction of families & society then you all need to close your shop and become monk !!! What pride do you take in your intensive trainings and sophisticated modern weapons when you cannot beat the damages caused by simple paper weapons like 498A & DV act with no ammo except women's lip service !!!?

As your well-wisher, I strongly recommend you to comply with the following:

1. Stop boasting your underachievements and learn something from India, Indian wives, 498A, DV act, NCW, police, judiciary and the government.

2. Force all the countries to implement 498A & DV act, as "Legal Terrorism", to make your job easier & quicker.

3. Stop targeting India and demobilize all your militants & agents from my country as the ones mentioned in point 1 above are succeeding in their mission at enormous speed, and your assistance & presence is neither solicited nor required.

An Indian Man