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A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct
slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications , which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs
such as NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______
*REPLY *
DEAR Madam ,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update .
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5...
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it
runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software
to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
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