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I really really really wanted Marlee Matlin to win the "Dancing With The Stars" competition for all of the hearing impaired people out there.
God, this woman is such an inspiration plus I just loved her in the movie, "Children of a Lesser God!"
Marlee, you rock!
But I just wish that you could have rocked it on the "Dancing With The Stars" stage a little bit more.
Boo hoo hoo!
My second choice for winner was Marissa Jaret Winokur.
I really wanted her to win so that she could represent for all of the "big girls" out there.
And in Hollywood terms that means any woman who wears a size bigger than 2.
Haute couture sucks!
Take that Paris Hilton!
But of course, that was not to be.
Dammit!
The winner of "Dancing With The Stars" Season 6 was former olympic ice skater, Kristi Yamaguchi.
Surprise! Surprise! (By the by folks i'm being really sarcastic here!)
(Loud-ass yawn!)
Ya' know what really irks me about this gold medal chick winning the competition?
(As if this chick has never competed before!)
What really irks me is how often this chick kept on saying how hard it was for her "Miss Perfect 10 Score On Practically All Of Her Dances Lame Ass" to learn the dance moves week after week.
Bullshit, Kristi!
The only thing that was hard for this phony-baloney chick on "Dancing With The Stars" was keeping a straight face while she was delivering this line.
This chick must have been laughing her flat ass off!
Kristi Yamaguchi should have been disqualified from the competition, Hell, she really shouldn't have been allowed to compete on the show in the first place because of her years of prior ice skating experience which usually involves learning new dance moves regularly.
"Dancing With The Stars" is supposed to be a competition for NOVICE "B" and "C" List stars with no rhythm.
Sacrilege!
No fair!
Kristi, you cheater!
Shame on you, Kristi! Shame on you!
Hey Kristi, take my advice and do the right thing!
Immediately relinquish your Season 6 title and give back the cheesy disco ball trophy which we all know is going directly into your basement where nobody can see it and say three, "Hail Mary's" while drinking a bloody mary then sing ten times the disco classic song, "I love the nightlife, I gotta' boogie, on the disco round, oh yeah!"
Because you really deserve this embarrassing penance, you cheater!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
