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HAVE SNAKE SOUP AND LAUGH
A friend of mine has sent me this joke about an NRI in the US talking to his American friend;
HAVE SNAKE SOUP AND LAUGH
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems……
Shot after shot………
The Indian man said to the American, 'We have problem in India we can’t marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'
The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry the one whom we love ……I'll tell you my story. 'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.'
The Indian fainted........!!!
India has its quota of such hilarious realities.
It so happened that many years ago when the Congress was in power a delegation led by an Independent MP who supported the Congress coalition went to Beijing.The other members were from the BJP and communist parties.The BJP was represented by the irrepressible Pramod Mahajan.
At their first meeting with the Chinese Vice Premier, Mahanjan introduced the delegation in this way:
‘I represent the largest single party in the Parliament and I sit in the opposition.The gentleman to my left belongs to the communist party that is the second largest group but also sits in the opposition. The third gentleman is from a one man party who calls himself an Independent and he represents the Government today !!
The reports did not tell us how the Chinese leader reacted, but one can guess that he just slurped on snake soup.
K.R.RAVI
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