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...Amongst the dignitaries here to grace this occasion is the Nigerian ambassador to the United Nations, Prof. Joy Ogwu. Yes. You can applaud. If you think she is elegantly dressed today, it only means that you did not see the iconic picture of our own Prof. Ogwu welcoming the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth 11, to the United Nations’ General Assembly. That classic picture is for the ages.
“How is Her Majesty’s prime real estate in Africa doing?” The Queen asked, after shaking Prof. Ogwu’s hand.
“Excellent,” Prof. Ogwu answered.
“Has it learned how to walk?” the Queen asked.
“Oh, it skipped that stage,” Prof Ogwu answered. “It’s running now.”
“You lying bastard!” the Queen muttered to herself.
“Her Majesty,” Prof Ogwu said, “How is the heir apparent doing?”
“Excellent,” the Queen answered.
“Has he learned how to wave?” Prof Ogwu asked.
“He still has time,” the Queen answered. “His father is still learning how to tie his shoes.”
“Ndi okorobia sef! Anu ofia!” Prof. Ogwu muttered to herself.
