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In case you missed the second episode of the hit talent show competition, America's Got Talent Season 3, here are some of the horrendous but delightfully entertaining highlights from last night's show.
SINGING FAIRY
Yep that's right, 55 year old Victoria something actually had the gall to go onto national television dressed as a fairy! And that wasn't even the worst part! Her terrible high-pitched singing was. As you can probably guess, she was sent home with her tail tucked between her legs. Or let me rephrase, she was sent home with her wings tucked between her legs.
DANIEL AVILA
This 18 year old tried to sing Luciano Pavarotti style and failed miserably! Boy oh boy was this kid outta' tune! As you can probably guess he was told to beat it after a couple of dog howls from David Hasselhoff.
MISS PUSSYKATT
This chick's routine was tasteless and simple. She called it grinding. I called it incredibly stupid! She shot sparks out her black leather and silver clad ass, crotch and breasts.
And as you can probably guess the judges immediately put her through to the next round. Omigod!
DRUMTAZIA
Of course not to be mistaken for American Idol's Fantasia or Walt Disney's Fantasia.
This 57 year old White man wearing a long tacky white coat called himself an extreme percussionist. His schtick was basically beating on the drums and cymbals like a damn maniac. He also made smoke come out of the drums. Omigod! As you can guess the judges sent him packing.
OZZY OSBOURNE IMPERSONATOR
I don't really have to say alot about this unemployed white guy.
Let's face it, when Sharon Osbourne, wife of Ozzy Osbourne doesn't like you it's all over with. She gave him no love however Piers Morgan did saying he looked better than Ozzy which if the truth be told was totally true.
TAUBL FAMILY
This violin, keyboard and harp playing mediocre singing family entertained the crowd with crappy easy-listening A.M. music Osmond family style. As you can guess the cute mediocre singing kid and his family were asked back by the judges. Damn that cute mediocre singing kid!
DC COMBOYS
Gay cowboys dressed country/chippendales style pelvic thrusted their way through their audition. As you can guess they were put through to the next round. He gay guys, next time when you are dancing I expect to hear some YMCA, Macho Man or In The Navy by the Village People.
KEVIN TAYLOR
This so called black male martial artist broke 400 bricks while they were on fire making him the dumbest and most untalented contestant of the night. As you can guess this idiot was asked back because let's face it everybody loves a jackass.
On that note, stay tuned for more idiots on the third episode of America's Got Talent Season 3.
P.S. This show totally rocks!
