Me: Bhai shahb, aapke hotel ka bheja fry bahut special hai, what is the recipe?
Hotel wala: Kuch nahin sahab, fresh bheje ko 9 – 9.30, Zee TV ON kar ke, TV ke samne rakh dete hai, jab tak Kasam Se khatam hota hai, bilkul fry ho jata hai…
Me: Par kal to jyada pak gya tha? almost jal gya tha… what happened?
Hotel Wala: Sahab galti se, TV ON hi reh gya, ’Saat Phere’ bhi dekh liya tha isne..
Me: But how do you find so many bhejas to serve?
Hotel wala: very simple, daily at 9 pm, i call all goats to watch Kasam Se, and they leave their bhejas back and come and watch it. I go and collect their bhejas. Sir, this serial can be watched only when bheja is left somewhere else. Bheja saath laoge to fry ho jaega.
Me: Par, yeh sare waitron ne black kapde kyo pehne hai? Pagdi ki jagah, balon me powder kyon dala hai?
Hotel Wala: Sir, yeh sare, Mr. Jai Walia ke fan hai…
Me: Par yeh bhai sahab, jo aap ke saath rehte hai, kai months se, daily dekhte hai, aap inko rokte kyon nahin..
Hotel Wala: Sir, yeh itne paagal ho gaye the, ke inhe paagakhane se bhi nikaal diya gya hai. Jab Kasam Se dekhte hai, to thodi der shaant ho jaate hain… Inhe apne me, aur serial ke characters mein kuch similarity lagti hai….
Hello friends, I think this is the hight time, that Ekta Kapoor should stop inducing slow poison in lives of people. Ladies subconciously or consciously pick the growling, snarling, abusing, dirty tricks played by the actors and somehow it reflects in their lives. It is also killing the prime time slot and many of us have to lie down with pillow on their head and ear plugs in ears during the time, when this serial is being shown. I am sure, any man who dares to touch the remote at that time, will be short of his index finger, done by his own wife/mother/sistr/or even kaam vaali bai.
I watch it to know how low rated and ill scripted a serial can be..Till now, I have never seen anyone smiling, joking, relaxing in the serial. It starts with actors growling and making funny faces and ends with the same, with lots of gali-gloch and rona-dhona in between. All characters speak like they have fevicol stuffed in their mouth(esp. Jai walia). God save our generation from Ekta Kapoor. I wish anyone could do something… some consumer court, high court or Supreme court…
Please do something to stop this stupidity.. (sob) sob)
